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Monday, July 11, 2016

Enchanted Soles, edited by Sasha L. Miller


Enchanted Soles
by Sasha L. Miller (Editor), A.D. Truax (Contributor), Archer Kay Leah (Contributor), Katey Hawthorne(Contributor), A.M. Valenza (Contributor), Corinna Finley (Contributor)
Pages: 304
Date: July 6 2016
Publisher: Less Than Three Ress
Series: N/A

Review
Rating: 3.8 out of 5.0
Read: June 3 to July 10 2016

I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley and Less Than Three Press in exchange for an honest review.

A collection of five short stories connected to the concept of 'enchanted soles', or magical shoes.

Three Nights by A.D. Truax
'Three Nights' magical shoes involve sandals. Specifically new sandals acquired by a man named Synder to replace his old fallen apart sandals.

There's a vague underlying current of humor in this story. Though maybe that's just me. I mean, i found this here to be vaguely tinged with humor:
"Synder, what's happened?" called his mother, who always seemed to know when he'd broken or ruined something. Perhaps a talent that came with her gift of spellweaving, or a natural intuition about her son.
And then other bits here and there were quite humorous. I might have even giggled once or twice (like a mother telling her son that he works to hard - well that scene, not specifically that comment; I just can't be more elaborate without spoiler-y stuff).

The village area was nicely described. There's apparently some Indian (as in Indian subcontinent) connection to this story, judging by the inclusion of Indian words (and names - specifically the words appear to have a connection to Hindi). Which my Kindle, oddly, had no trouble translating (well, the first two or nine, the rest refused to be translated; I still don't know why a woman was described as wearing bile, since the word before it was untranslatable (well, it said choli meant bile; and ghagra, the word before it, was untranslatable (hmm, okay, kindle said choli meant bile and couldn't translate ghagra, Google says that ghagra means skirt, and choli means brasserie - mistranslating brasserie as bile is odd). Though I knew what most meant before double checking.

Right so - story starts with Synder noticing that one of his shoes is broken. He kicks off the 'good' shoe and gets ready to wander into the fields that need . . . whatever he was going to do in the fields, without anything on his feet. His mother noticed and tossed money at him to buy some shoes. Synder was reluctant but left.

As would be expected in a book with the title of 'Enchanted Soles', shoes in this world can and a lot of times do have enchantments embedded into them. Mostly of the kind to help keep them lasting longer - a kind of 'anti-wear and tear' enchantment. There are still shoes without enchantments, though, which is good because that's what Synder wants. Since those with enchantments tend to just cost too much money.

But then he bumps into some shoes going for a really good price for their quality. The reason for the discount? They are enchanted. And no one knows what the enchantment might be. So . . . never worn shoes made from the materials they were made from? Synder buys them.

What will the shoes do? Cause him to take a step and his next would be ten thousand leagues away? Burst into flames? Hold up really well? Synder doesn't know before putting them on.

Hmm. I was going to leave it as a bit of a tease, what may or may not have happened. But then that means it's basically impossible to comment on the rest of the story. Like parties at mahals, and dancing, and parties, and meeting three different people, one of whom was apparently a woman wearing just a skirt and bra (or bile; though I'm fairly certain that there's a mistake in the translation somewhere; especially since my Kindle translated paan as if the word was actually pain). Or the bit of unexpected and unplanned romance that broke out.

I suppose there are a few things I can note even if I was intentionally attempting to stop with the questions. Snyder is, at the very least, not overly alarmed to find himself in the arms of another man; though that doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t have minded being in the arms of a woman (as in, he might be bisexual). And the man in Snyder’s arms appears to be, at the very least, bisexual – based on the information given.

The story is/was an interesting neat little glimpse into a tale involving a magical fantasy like setting involving Indian words, clothing, and food. And, likely, people. I liked it well enough. And, to a certain extent, I probably especially like the part about the shortness of the story (not that it was that short, 23% of a 304 page book is roughly 70 pages). Specifically because of how stubborn one of the two main characters turned out to be. Full length novel involving this character would probably have frustrated me beyond endurance. Perhaps.

So, hmms, I tentatively state that I’d rate this story somewhere around . . . hmms. 4.3463 stars.

Dame Fortune by Corinna Finley
A three part poly story. Um, no, that isn't the right way to word that. A poly story that involves three people.

Saidah meets a witch named Betry. The witch gives her a gift, a coupon, to Dame Fortune's store. Saidah's shoes break and she's in need of new shoes. One thing leads to another and she finds herself inside Dame Fortune's shop, whereupon she uses the coupon for new shoes.

Magical shoes. Saidah puts the shoes on. They are comfortable. They are nice. She whispers to herself something about taking her to love and . . . . she winds up in some closed off street. She drools over the man she finds there. One thing again leads to another and Saidah and Gavriel - the man she found in that closed off street, find themselves at Betry's place. The three hatch a plan to save Gavriel, and warn the Queen that the Mayor is corrupt.

I'm not really sure what to say about this one. This story.

This is not the first poly story that I've read. Though I believe it is the first that involved all parties loving each other (the other great poly story that I read and loved involved a women and two men - the woman was forced to chose between them and couldn't; the men had been great friends before this situation developed, though not in love - romantic love, with each other). So this one involves a woman (S) in love with a woman (B) and in love with a man (C); B is in love with S and C; C is in love with S and B. Mutal love all around! Yay! heh, sorry.

A rather magical story it was. So magical it took me exactly a month to read it. But, meh. heh. I kind of got confused a month ago when I was reading the LGBT short story collection book and found a woman who had been dating a man named Ethan, and asked her shoes to take her to true love and found herself . . . next to another man. I hadn't been looking for a MF romance. So . . . I paused my reading. And finally got around to resuming just now.

Sad, I know. I should have finished both the story and this book a month ago. mmphs. Well, I've finished this story now, at least. So, what did I think? What would I rate this specific story here? This roughly 57.76 page story? (it took, about, 19% of the book's length, book is 304 pages, so 57.76 page story). Well, I'd give it a rating of 4.44.

Hopefully it will not take me three more months to finish the last three short stories in this book

Heart, Lace, and Soul by Archer Kay Leah
Despite the placement of this story in the book, I accidentally read it fourth. No idea how it came about that I ended up skipping it. Especially since I seem to have gone from the ending of one story to the beginning of another without hitting this story here.

They, whoever they are, say good things about stories that make you 'feel'. Well, this one made me feel like I wanted to beat my book reader to death and then tear it into tiny pieces. So . . . there's that. No idea really, but 'once upon a time' and 'princess' kept repeating in this story. And . . . it drove me batty. Made me rage, weirdly.

Story is about a maladjusted mental health worker (gee, how original) who uses special magical shoes to help 'read' other people. Reading them activates the microchips in the characters brain which allows them to read them even further, in that they now can read their digital files and know all about them.

She meets a guy she can't read. She's both flustered that she can't read him, and realizing that she's finding out things like little gifts of surprise that she would have learned immediately otherwise. And stuff.

I'd rate this one 2 out of 5 stars.

Aelfwear by Katey Hawthorne
I may or may not have accidentally skipped a story somewhere along the way. No matter, I'll get to it. So, read another story, and without it taking me a month to do it this time.

So this one is kind of a mix of modern technology and fantasy. Elves that make shoes. Using computers to display their wears. Etc. This specific story stars one of those elves, Frida, who works for Aelfwear - they make shoes (which I think I've already conveyed).

A man she and her sister dated (at the same time) has become engaged, and the sister is sad. The woman set to marry that man came in for some shoes. One thing leads to another and it turns out that she doesn't want to marry Morgan (the man). But is being forced into it by her parents. If she doesn't do it, she'll be disinherited. But if she can get the man to break things off, then she'll be, somewhat, off the hook. She starts on a plan with Frida to bring about this break in the engagement. Meanwhile the two become closer and flirt.

Interesting enough story. Passed the time well enough. I'd probably rate it somewhere around 3.9 to 4.15.

Into the Hollowed Veil by A.M. Valenza
Another triad romance. This one involving two of the three who actually are or are close to being asexual. If I understand terms correctly, the woman in the story is or possibly is demisexual. While the main character, the one whose point of view we follow, appears to be more asexual. Dare, the other man in the triad, appears to be open to being bisexual.

Interesting story. Wasn't sure how the last story would go and went in with an open mind. Thereupon I almost immediately thought that I'd end up giving a super low rating, maybe even 1 star. Then things grew on me. Long and short, this is a super weird story that takes a little time to get anywhere, but is quite interesting. In the end I'd rate it 4.31 stars.

Overall
An interesting collection of short stories. In the end I think everything I have shelves for in terms of LGBT got hit. Except for the coming out one and the nonfiction one. Since this is fiction, checking that one off would have bene hard to do, eh? Well, so. We had homosexuals, bisexuals, lesbians, asexuals, some version of polyamourous people (both of which ended up in triad romances - romances involving three people; technically since one involves asexuals . . . . well, let's not think too hard about word choices).

Let me see, I rated the first them: 1) 4.3463, 2) 4.44, 3) 2, 4) 4.025, 5) 4.31. For a combined average of rating of 3.82426.

July 10 2016

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Lure of the Sirens: A Sci Fi Choose Your Own Erotic Story by Callista Hawkes


Lure of the Sirens: A Sci Fi Choose Your Own Erotic Story
by Callista Hawkes
Pages: 476
Date: April 22 2015
Publisher: Self
Series: N/A

Review
Rating: 4.0 out of 5.0
Read: February 20 to 21 2016

My second story by this author. First one was something like a 'parody', or an erotic version of a James Bond novel. This one specifically states that it was 'Inspired by Firefly, Serenity, Guardians of the Galaxy and Star Wars'.

So . . . let's see what we see, eh?

Story opens with 'you' entering a 'smoky, grimy, neon lit interior of ... [a] bar.' You are in/at at asteroid mining colony in the Altair system. Your ship is named 'the Eclipse.'

Hmms. And, yet again, the 'you' is a male. mmphs. Oh well.

Huh. Most of these 'choose your own adventure' stories have some ability to 'guess' what'll come next. The first batch of choices are just different types of drinks, or asking for information. mmphs. I decide to ask for information. Which leads to me mentioning that I'm looking for work and being tossed over to a guy named Crassus - the wealthiest Roman of all time. But wait, this one isn't a Roman, but some kind of lizard. Oops, there we go. I said 'some kind', now I learn that he has a 'iguana-like head'. So, iguana.

Ah. Getting a job to make a trip in three days instead of 'weeks'. Interesting.

So, apparently on your spaceship is a hot redheaded woman with green eyes. One who likes looking at you with contempt. hmms. 'I really should reprogram you Vanessa' . . . oh, some kind of robot or like. hmms.

Hmm. The sex scenes, at least the choices, are getting repetitive. Wait, what? I'm in the first one, how can they be repetitive? Well, repetitive if I include the prior book. My choices are 'bend her over and take her' or 'have her suck your cock'; my, where else have I been limited to those two choices? Oh! I know! The other book I read by this author.

By the way, since learning that Vanessa is a droid, I'm having these vague 'eww' feelings. Imagining it's the guy fucking C-3PO. eww. Yeah, I just can't do it. Back tracking to 'no, I'm not fucking the machine!' choice.

So, back to leaving the astroid colony. Whereupon I immediately deviate course to answer a distress call. Now I know I'll end up frozen by Jabba the Hutt *nods*.

So far the sex is kind of boring. Odd, that. I found it mildly entertaining in the other book. Maybe more than mildly.

I hate when there's a stupid choice that's made and I've no way to alter it. I mean, this is a 'choose your own adventure', right? bah. Tis stupid to split up on a creepy huge ship.

Hmms. Now it's turned into Space Balls.

Okay, now I've gone down every path. Sad to say, but I liked the other book more than this one. Still, it was interesting, even exciting in places. So, still a good read.

February 21 2016

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Agent 69: Stroken, Not Stirred by Callista Hawkes


Agent 69: Stroken, Not Stirred
by Callista Hawkes
Pages: 371
Date: November 26 2015
Publisher: Self
Series: N/A

Review
Rating: 4.0 out of 5.0
Read: February 20 2016

Been a while since I read one of these erotic interactive stories. This one here is the first story I've read by this author. Let's see how good (or not) it is, eh?

Okay, so, I'm a British secret agent named James Hazard (eww, I'm a boy). So, going in I already know there's one strike against the book - it's a 'you' type book, and the main character is male. And I'm not male.

Okay, book opens with me, or 'you', falling through the sky towards the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. Luckily I have a parachute.

Okay, so, I've read enough to know what the first mission consists of - a 'Captain Frost' has (1) kidnapped the daughter of the USA President, and (2) stolen a nuclear submarine. Unable to use his own agents, fearing as he does insiders helping Frost, the president contacted the Brits. And the British PM sent you (well, someone over there sent you, I assume it wasn't literally the PM who messaged you to go. um. me. Messaged me? bah, 'you' books).

Okay, the first choice offered to me is odd. Maybe I missunderstood and I'm not supposed to try to save the president's daughter? bah, back to reading I go.

Well, that little adventure with the president's daughter was both unexpected and actually interesting. Interesting the story I found by always choosing to 'be a gentleman'. Course, that was just the opening scene. Not the whole story. Back to reading I go.

Well, based on everything up to here (opening mission, walking into a serect agent headquarters, seeing a pretty young secretary outside, flirting with her, before your meeting with N) - this is obviously a parody of 007.

Huh. And then the opening with N is almost exactly like the opening with M in the Bond series when M critized Bond's sexism and stuff. Weird, that. This is moving out of the realm of parody into the realm of plagarism.

I keep dodging the chooses which would lead to sex (what, sleep with the boss? eww), but I couldn't turn down the opportunity to flirt with Miss Meriweather (aka Miss Moneypenny). And a good time was had by all. So to speak. *nods*

Right. On to Vienna. And me doing spy stuff. To meet my 'From Russia with Love' Russian intelligence collegue.

Hmms. First time I had to retrace my steps. I like following a single story line to conclusion. Strange how easy the mission/story line ended. Ah well. Back a step and continue, eh?

“Surely not.” Hakan says. “Hugo Kruger is something of a philanthropist,donating millions to develop the townships in his native Johannesburg and elsewhere. He has been lauded throughout the world as a generous humanitarian. Perhaps someone else within his organisation.” (Kindle Locations 1867-1868). - um . . . it's long been the case in fiction and nonfiction that criminals, not all but most, put on a face of 'doing good'. So it always surprises me when this stupid little dynamic pops up over and over again. 'Oh, no! It can't be the super rich guy who likes giving money to charity!' (course by this logic, Bill Gates is a criminal mastermind, but let's not go there shall we?).

Well, it's all done. This actually was a lot more entertaining that other stories I've read that have attempted to add graphic sex to Bond stories.

February 20 2016