Thursday, August 31, 2017

1636: The Ottoman Onslaught by Eric Flint

1636: The Ottoman Onslaught (Ring of Fire Book 21)1636: The Ottoman Onslaught by Eric Flint

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


I've always had one specific problem with this series - at least after the first two or three books - there are about a billion characters (give or take a million), and, while not all of them are in each book, enough of them are there presenting their own point of view that it gets super . . . . annoying to have one particular storyline start to get interesting, only to jump to twelve different POV's before getting back to that other one that was beginning to get interesting. Of course, by that point, I'm somewhat less than intrigued to find out more about that paused story-line.

A . . . well, no, not secondary. Another problem I have is the simple fact that there are these fat books filled with 'stuff', and we are way past 30 books by this point (title says 21, but there are both lots of side books, and, in addition, a ton of short story books) and yet the story started in 1632 and we have gotten, after 30+ books, to 1636. The vast majority of the time, inside the Germanies (or, at least, Central and Eastern Europe - a lot more central than eastern). Occasionally bouncing around in Italy, France, England, and other locations in Europe - once in the Americas. Basically, what I'm saying is that a ton of words have been written, and the series has barely gotten anywhere, nor travelled that far from it's starting location in the Germanies during the 30 years war.

An issue I had more with the side book that followed a cruise ship to ancient Greece, but one that I noticed here again - I do not mind, tremendously, if a story/series decided to be purely heterosexual in nature - or, I meant to say, seemingly asexual. But when so many story lines keep shoving people together, coupling up, etc., it gets tiresome to see m/f, m/f, m/f - man female over and over again. Again, this is a cast of billions. A cast of 10? 20? Sure, fine, 100% heterosexual stories. Whatever. But a cast of 100s? Yeah, some of those people are going to be something other than heterosexual. Again, I don't mind if 'nothing' gets seen that doesn't follow this pattern, if the series had only followed one or 8 people. Wait, no, I meant that plus - felt the need to include romance. I happily read any and everything, heterosexual, homosexual, lesbian, asexual, aromantic, etc. etc., it's just that we are at book 30+ here . . .. Hell, there's rapes, there's jokes about 'even the pope screws around in this time period', and I believe we've even encountered a few eunchs, but no-one who wasn't 100% heterosexual.

Except - some of the 'uptime' youngsters are working at doing diplomatic stuff, political stuff, war stuff, in Vienna - and one of the people the uptimers 'work with', 'encounter' has a sister - who suddenly got thrust forward and became a character in her own right. Well, admittedly she started saying and showing signs that others have done before to 'mark' that they have a romantic interest in someone else in this series. It occurred once. And that individual was one of the female uptimers. But even though she was 'stuck' with that other woman for months in a dark cellar region - with the brother and another of the youngsters (not an uptimer but closely working with them), that romantic spark never showed itself again (meanwhile, in this small area, the other two people down there fuck like bunnies).

Right. Normally I'd have had something like 'character x does stuff, continues doing stuff, the end'. But, as noted, there's this massively large cast so I can't really do a 'this is the important person/these are the important people' thing.

Boiled down: The Germanies are continuing their unification under the hands of the Swedish king, and the 'American' uptimers. Both by expanding territory, and by political elections. Oh, and diplomacy and alliances. The Uptimer/Swedish entity is currently at war, in this book, with Poland and Bohemia. But, the book is called 'Ottoman Onslaught'! Yeah, eventually the Ottoman empire makes military advances against Austria-Hungry. Way later in the book than I'd expect for a book with that specific book title.

pfft. poor review.

Rating: 3.65

August 31 2017



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Carl Sagan's Hunt for Intelligent Life in the Universe (Archangel Project) by C. Gockel

Carl Sagan's Hunt for Intelligent Life in the Universe (Archangel Project)Carl Sagan's Hunt for Intelligent Life in the Universe by C. Gockel

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


This is a neat short story that is, I believe, a prequel to a science fiction series. The story shows two intelligent species living near each other, largely without much knowledge that the other is intelligent (and/or questioning that they might be).

The story opens with a character named something like Hsissh sliding down a hill. Injured. Dying. Then aliens appear and start poking at Hsissh with sticks and the like. Another alien appears and protects and saves Hissah. The reader already knows, of course, that Hsissh is not human, and the 'aliens' poking at him (or saving him) are human (the story description lets readers in on what's going on, and the story itself - if that description had been skipped, pick up on things quite rapidly). This story, you see, is from the viewpoint of a several thousand year old alien. On a planet that is not earth.

Quite neat and at times touching to watch the interaction between Hsissh and one of the humans - the one who protected him, Noa.

A very well done showing of two completely different cultures/species interacting.

Rating: 3.88

August 31 2017




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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Veronica's Tale by Saxon Bennett & Layce Gardner

Veronica's TaleVeronica's Tale by Saxon Bennett

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


This is a humorous short story about a woman who woke up one day to find that she had a tail. She first noticed it, and I mention so I can show what I mean by tail, when she saw her naked body in the mirror and saw a snake biting her butt. Eventually she realized that the snake was a tail. After some sharp tugs, and the lack of anyone leaping out to film her and scream something about pranking her, she realized it was real and there. Where you might expect a tail on a human.

I rather liked the story, the humor, the 'coming out' aspects - including having to tell mother.

It is unfortunate that this was only a short story, though, because right when we moved to possible romance time, the story ended. So, slice of life. If life involves rolling over and squealing in pain. Because you grew a tail.

Rating: 4.28

August 30 2017



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Saturday, August 26, 2017

If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men by The Oatmeal

I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley and Andrews McMeel Publishing in exchange for an honest review.

I've read several things by 'The Oatmeal', though only one previous book. Most of what I've read I've spotted here or there posted by others in threads on the internet, or in his own twiter feed, and occasionally on The Oatmeal's own website. I've generally tended to find the material to be humorous so when I spotted one of his books pop up on Netgalley, I . . . after a certain amount of time, jumped on it (the hesitation was based on the book being 'just' 36 pages).

So, let's open it up and see if it's any good, eh? The other book I've read by him involved cats plotting to kill you, so it seems fitting for the next book I read by him to be about dogs. Specifically, as the title indicates, comics arranged around the concept of what humor might be found by imagining the author's dogs (author of the book, not author of this review) as middle aged men.

Right, okay now I'll open the book. Or I well when I figure out where I lost the thing. Tabs everywhere, but where art thou book? Found it.

Well so far I've snorted when I saw two men bouncing around acting like dogs, specifically when they sat on the same sofa as another man and licked him. I assume this other man is supposed to actually be human, though it is hard to tell if you make both humans and dogs look like humans. Maybe 'The Oatmeal' should have made the humans look like dogs so it'd be easier to tell them apart?

And now I'm ill. Barfing isn't something I like to see. By anyone or anything. A barfing catepillar would be horrible to watch. A dog that looks like a human who eats too much too quickly and then barfs? Yeah, I'm ill now. Thanks.

Hmm. Then the barfing comic is followed up by watching the middle aged man be coached to stare at another man like shape and stare at them in the eye. Then poop. Yes, the author should have made the humans be dogs or something. I just assume that the boy scout is supposed to be human, but . . . the dogs are human so . . . is the boy scout also a dog? A human? A dog-human?

Oh. Well. Then one of the 'dogs' accidentally goes missing and a 'lost' poster is put up. Noting that a middle-aged man has gone missing. So . . it's not just the readers who see these middle-aged men as middle-aged men. Everyone does. So . . this is creepier than I thought it was. Because these are not dogs who the reader sees as middle aged men. These are actually middle-aged men acting like dogs. As I said, creepy.

Hmm. Then the book is completed. As I noted somehwere along the way, this is only 36 pages in length (though I think the last page was actually not as far as 36 pages in).

So, to recap, I snorted (once), was made ill, felt creeped out, then came to the realization that the middle-aged men were in fact middle-aged men acting like dogs. Not actually dogs that the reader is suppsoed to see as middle aged men. So felt even more creeped out.

Sadly I did not find this humorous.

June 28 2017

Leaving L.A. by Kate Christie

Leaving L.A.Leaving L.A. by Kate Christie

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


There are very few authors who I've read everything they've published - at least if you don't start 'counting' until an author has published four or more works, otherwise there are a ton of authors I've read their one and only book (I suppose I could raise it to two or even three books published but still, seems low to be all excited about having read everything an author has published - 'I've read everything the author has published! I love them! What? Oh, they've published two books.') I mention this because this specific book was the last one that I had not yet read by this specific author.

Imagine my surprise, then, when I spotted people excitedly talking about a different book they'd read . . . and it is this author but under a different name - writing fanfiction. mmphs. Sooo . . . I haven't read everything by this author. bah. I don't care. mmphs. (should be noted I hurriedly grabbed a copy of that other book when I learned of it before someone gets the wrong idea).

So, this book. It's somewhat different than what I'd come to expect from Kate Christie. Her books seemed to be set in the relatively recent past (other than the Pride & Prejudice one; and the one set in WWII time), involve young and/or new adults and in some way involve athletes - likely ones who play soccer. One of the characters is athletic (always running) and is a college student but . . . they are also 34 (something like 33 to 34 over the course of this book). Also, this book is not set in the early 2000s or the 1980s. No, it's set roughly around when it was published (2011). People are using technology of the time (phones, computers, video-chatting, etc. etc.) and there's mention of both President Bush, and President Obama. Hmm. I should have just said 'Christie does not normally write contemporary romances involving adults, but this one is a contemporary romance involving adults'.

Well, as noted, one of the characters is around 33 to 34. She's a kindergarten teacher from Vermont. She had planned to go directly from college to grad school, but got interrupted by her mother getting then trying to beat, over five or so years, breast cancer. As the book starts, Eleanor Chapin, is in the process of receiving word from various grad schools on whether they have accepted her or not. In the mean time she is still working as a teacher, as already noted. Which is how she came into contact with the other main character in this book.

Tessa Flanagan's daughter, Layla, is in Eleanor's class. And really really loves her. And wants her mother to meet her teacher. So, she does. Tessa Flanagan is a mixed race woman, is important!, half-Irish descent and half-Filipino. She admits to that, but has otherwise mostly obscured her Chicago past for reasons that unfold in this book. As far as the reader needs to know going in - she's an A list actress who has recently (within the past year) retired from acting to spend time raising her daughter and setting up and then running a charity. I'd have said 'the relatively young age of 30-something' but many actresses find themselves 'replaced' and 'too old' when they reach their 30s so I can't say 'young age of' here.

I rather enjoyed this book. My main concern didn't really impact me as much as I figured it would when it came time for the two women to fall into a relationship. That concern being that Tessa had been paying Eleanor a massive amount of money, weekly, to be her child's nanny, when they both fell into bed together. I figured I'd feel icky about it - in a 'has Tessa accidentally turned Eleanor into a prostitute?'. But, didn't seem to be a problem to me, them, or in the story (I could have easily seen this come up as a plot point, a point of conflict - media learns of the amount of money being paid, and that the two are sleeping together - easily turned into huge scandal story - didn't happen).

sex Graphic. And I specifically recall liking one of the events described. Especially how it was written - both the joking nature, then pushing past that joking nature.

Rating: 4.78

August 26 2017



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River Tale by Jau N.

I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley and Less than Three in exchange for an honest review.

This is a story with the lovely cover is one that I should have read and reviewed long ago. There's really only one reason why it took me so long to get around to doing so - I'd read too many short stories around the same time I picked this one up that were . . . . vaguely off-putting and or outright involved sex with squids - sometimes sex between squids, and I really had no clue what this story was supposed to be about going by the description so . . . I hesitated until the point I'd waited too long. But I've read the story now.

Strange thing occurred. I'd finished a book, but needed something else to dip into while completing a different task. So I figured I'd finally dive into this one. Few paragraphs here or there, maybe even the entire story (it is only 40 something pages after all). But then I started the work and . . . I couldn't stop. I felt like I'd falling into a fast moving river that had caught me up and wouldn't let me loose. When I finally shook myself free . . . the story was over. And I was quite happy to have gone on the ride.

It's a simple tale, really, beautifully told, but still a simple story. The story stars a young woman, who described herself in such a way that you know she's kind of . . . largely unattractive, with the best that could be said is that she had nice dark skin and nice hair (hmm, eyes are normally another thing that people mention of those who are (and aren't) attractive, yet no mention of nice eyes to add to the few nice things people say about her). But she's a princess and so people have to say nice things about her. Anything they can latch on to, so they latched onto skin and hair.

Her uncle, who is the king, is dying. A wizard cursed him and the only way to save him is to get a particular black rose from an enchanted forest. Many have tried, some have returned alive, but empty handed. The story starts with the girl taking on the task herself. She has spent her life reading about this forest, and about magical creatures, and knows most (all?) have attempted the task in all the wrong ways (going in while wearing iron, etc.).

And so she enters. Comes to a river. Has a conversation with the river. Is allowed across, reaches the garden that has the rose, is given a task by the elves there - then more tasks. Etc. etc. It's a simple tale, as I said. But a quite lovely tale for what it is. Including the part wherein the river and the princess fall in love during it. Or, maybe I should say, the Naiad in the river (here used to describe a water nymph, not used to describe the aquatic larva of dragonflies/mayflies/or stoneflies).

I look forward to finding more stories by this French author.

Rating: 4.88

August 26 2017

Friday, August 25, 2017

Her Hometown Girl by Lorelie Brown

I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley and Riptide Publishing in exchange for an honest review.

First off, a little snippet on why my rating isn't higher than it is: It is quite possible that if one specific aspect had not been included in the book, I would have likely liked the book about . . . oh, maybe 75% more than I did. It is one of those things that just shuts me down, drives me away, and makes me want to not read what I'm reading. If this book had been by anyone else, and if I hadn't already read the two previous books in this series and loved them - I likely would have not been able to continue, would have had to not finish the book.

I'd love to say that either I worked past that issue, or that the issue was not a large one in the book. However much anyone else might feel about the subject, it was large enough to adversely impact me.

This is a book that involves a woman who had to tightly control themselves in their small town in Idaho and couldn't wait to spread her wings in some much larger location - because she's a lesbian ('funny' how the tone changed on that aspect later in the book). While reading that, like say in a flashback or something, would not have been a favorite thing for me to read - it is not what I'm referring to nor are there any flashbacks in this book. That same woman then, once she arrived at a California based college, allowed herself to be 'taken over' by another woman. One who constantly berated her and controlled her. One who she only finally got away from when she caught the woman humping one of the caterers on their wedding day (that then didn't happen - the wedding). That's how the book opens, by the way - with Tansy finding Jody on top of a man. But no, as hard as it is to read about an abusive relationship, and about a woman trying to recover from that relationship (that included, and this is an important type of trigger warning, but also a spoiler, so I put behind a spoiler tag - there's just one word there rape, that also isn't the issue I had problems with. Well, I don't particularly like reading about abuse and the like, and I have skipped books that included it, but that isn't the issue that caused me to not wish to continue this book when it first popped up (then relatively easily pass by; much much harder to pass by the second time - I literally had to stop in the middle of a sex scene because of this issue and not pick up the book again until a day or two later).

I've really built this up, haven't I? Well, it's a combination of power imbalance, and 'daddy and little play'. Yes, daddy. Tansy literally called Cai daddy during activities that occurred (maybe only once, - after I realized what the sex scenes were going to be focused on, I started just skimming them, so that daddy might have just been once, power imbalance and words like 'little', 'good girl', and other references that turn Tansy into a kid like figure and Cai into a parent like figure? Continued throughout).

That just kind of leapt out at me. First there was some reference to S&M, and a somewhat vague idea that Tansy might actually be into that . . . maybe. Then sex occurred - sex where one turned over all power to the other, and waited for permission from the other, and put themselves into pain so that they 'could feel' (wtf?). So yeah, any other author, any other book, I would have not continued this book.

Some aspect of that, one woman comforting another and helping her recover from an abusive relationship, would have worked perfectly. Turning it into 'daddy play' involving two women? Awkward and not something I wanted to read. Especially as it falls into the trope of . . . hmm. I've forgotten how that is worded now. Something along the lines of 'BDSM helps abused people recover', or 'BDSM is something abused people fall into'.

Ah well.

This book stars Tansy Graves - teacher, 20 something (26?), almost married woman, and Cai something (did her last name get past me without me catching it?). Cai is late 30s. When Tansy was 12, Cai would have been 26. 14 year age difference. I think Cai might be 39, then, and Tansy 25. Both are allowed to have their point of views expressed and seen.

The two meet when Tansy stops by the Belladonna Ink tattoo parlor to get a tattoo. And she has the tattoo placed on her skin (I'm wording this all wrong, which words do you use when you describe someone getting a tattoo?) at roughly the same time she was supposed to be reciting her marriage vows. But instead - butterfly tattoo. The tattoo artist being Cai. Both see something in the other. Then Jody, the abusive girlfriend of Tansy, shows up.

I'd like to say 'and the story jumped three months', but there's a rather . . . disagreeable scene that readers have to get through involving Tansy and Jody before we can get to that three months later bit.

Three months later Cai and Tansy meet up again when Tansy comes in to get her tattoo touched up. Whereupon they decide to date. And do so. Time passes. Mention of S&M occurs. Sex involving Cai dominating Tansy occurs - repeatedly. More time passes . . . etc.

As my status updates noted, 'Up to something like 19% in, or thereabouts, I was thinking that I might not actually like this one - at least not as much as the previous two. Then something snapped and I was really feeling everything. Sucked into the story. Was in there up to about . . . oh, 24%? When S&M was mentioned. But that came and went quickly, and I got back deep into the story.' So I was 'into it' from 19% to 44%. Somewhat deeply into the book. Whereupon the story shifted for me. Tansy had started coming into her own, allowing her more natural bouncy, happy, etc. personality out. And then she continued with that self-determination, admittedly it was her desire to go here, and became Cai's 'little one'. And that's when I had to stop reading the book for a day.

sex: lots, graphic, BDSM related, includes spanking. Other than noticing how super awkward the first sex scene was, I cannot comment on the quality of the later scenes as the nature of the 'daddy-little one' power-play going on forced me to just skim those later scenes. There's at least one scene involving Cai and Tansy that doesn't include that dynamic, but that's also the scene that got stopped in the middle by a kind of PTSD attack.

Overall: Despite my desire not to read a book that includes one woman calling another one 'little one', I did find the book entertaining and readable. Even, in places, quite fun and good. And, as I started off with - there's a strong chance I'd have rated this book much higher without that little one stuff. That was partly what my skimming was about - trying to get a reduced 'little one' experience. It was too ingrained in the story, though, to do that.

Rating: Tentatively rate this book ... 3.65

August 24 2017

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

The Cottage by Caroline Jimenez

The CottageThe Cottage by Caroline Jimenez

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


I complained about the previous book I read, noting that a lot of time passed in it, lots of people doing things, living their lives, etc. etc., but the reader only saw something like 0.5% of any of that. I mention because this book is somewhat similar, not as compressed as 'Something for the Weekend', but still compressed.

As an example, I mentioned in my status updates that the book moved from 'let's roll around in bed together' to 'it was a month later' without any kind of break. Well I was wrong. That 'month later' stuff was at the start of the next chapter. Guess I didn't see that gigantic 'Chapter 10' written there. But still that's my point, no not the lack of break, I was wrong about that, but the part wherein they finally, after a lot of teasing, finally get to the bed and . . . it's a month later. I really have no idea how much time occurred in this book because this kept happening over and over again. Time just flying by. Skipping. It read like a highlight reel instead of a relationship - 'person A moves in; meet person B; they flirt; eventually (really long eventually) move past the 'is she even interested in me? part; skip to month later; relationship and family crisis etc. etc.' The highlight reel.

And there's a betrayal that occurs in this book. I really didn't like how it was handled. How everyone (well, it felt that way, maybe just the only people who commented on it), thought that it was the person betrayed who owed the betrayer the apology. And then . . . (view spoiler).

The characters had character and personality and stuff. This isn't a paper-thin book here. And there was a plot and stuff. Just certain things annoyed me and certain things were way over the top (I won't mention what I mean there ((view spoiler))).

Book is probably better than I'm making it out to be. I just hit that betrayal moment and didn't want anything to do with the rest of the book. But read it anyway.

Rating: 3.0

August 21 2017



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Monday, August 21, 2017

Beast by Rachel Frank

I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley and Less than Three in exchange for an honest review.

This is a short story of roughly 44 pages in length that involves a dragon, a knight, a witch, and evil. An abusive evil bastard. But, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

The story, even after it opened the way I expected (a witch being left out for a dragon to find), was not really at all what I thought it would be. Though why I thought it'd be any particular story, I'm not sure.

Other than what I've already stated, that the story involves a dragon, witch, knight, evil bastard, I can't really say anything more. For, you see, there are several twits to the story. Most of which keep me from elaborating on the content.

So: Well written story that was, to a certain extent, a lot more 'horrible and abusive' than I expected, but still an entertaining story (yeah, I know, horrible and abusive is not entertaining).

I'll have to keep an eye on what else this author puts out - it's not every day you read a competently written short story, turn to the afterward (wait, I think it was the 'about the author' section) and see something about how the author still lives with her parents - as she has not yet even entered high school (I might be mis-remembering how exactly that was worded).

Rating: 3.66

August 21 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Something for the Weekend by Natasha West

Something for the WeekendSomething for the Weekend by Natasha West

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


This book is more of a slice of life book than anything else. I went into it expecting some kind of romance involving teachers who meet at a teachers conference. What I got was . . . this.

Over a ten year period, two women only ever meet each other once a year (and, at least once, they don't meet one year) at a teacher's conference. Both kind of thought the other was fuckable when first seen in that first conference. So they do. Eventually. Twice. Over the ten years. This is part of me not knowing what the heck I'm reading. For, see, it's edging on the cheating/infedility trope, and arguably some of what they did edged close enough to the line to go over a little (and with cheating, cheating a little is like saying you are a little pregnant).

Both seemed to like the other but, for reasons, neither saw the other as . . .. Okay no both did see the other as being girlfriend material. Crap, I don't know. it's not like neither were capable of relationships - unlike many lesbian fiction romance books, neither were 'players', and neither had problems getting into and keeping relationships going. Hell, both had long term relationships during that ten year period the book is set. So if they had the balls, so to speak, to actually move from awkwardness to actually dating with others, what the fuck was I reading regarding the relationship, or lack thereof despite desires of both - there was a piece missing.

Right, and 'piece missing' - this is a kind of thin book. Over ten years two teachers lived their lives. Getting into and out of serious relationships. Living, breathing, working, teaching students, etc. And the reader saw, of that, roughly 0.5% of that. If that much. Barely saw a few seconds of a teachers conference. Maybe some eating and drinking. Some awkwardness involving two teachers and then . . . and then it's bloody another year already. For fuck sake. This is not a fucking romance.

There was a comment made - Chloe was looking for her contact lenses, and one or the other (Jess) made a comment that Jess hadn't eaten them. Something like - 'don't look at me, I didn't eat them'; with a thought that crossed Chloe's mind of 'knowing her, she might have'. And yes, something like. I do not recall exact phrases used. I mention because I had a mild smile when this exchange occurred and it suddenly hit me - wasn't this supposed to be a humor book? All this angst to wade through, and I smiled, mildly, once. mmphs.

I don't like either character, Chloe Price or Jess Cooper. Both hot-headed morons.

Oh - before I go - both characters are 22 at the beginning of the book, and 32 at the end. I mention this because I do not wish someone seeing that I've placed this book onto both my age-20s, and age-30s shelves and assume that this is an age difference book. No, this is probably one of the very few books I've ever read in lesbian fiction wherein both were exactly the same age. Even young adult books seem to have one or the other being a year older or younger (not always, but enough times for me to make the comment).

Rating: 2.0

August 18 2017



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True Sex: The Lives of Trans Men at the Turn of the Twentieth Century by Emily Skidmore


I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley and New York University Press in exchange for an honest review.

This is a nonfiction book that attempts to examine the history of a segment of the LGBT rainbow that tends to get ignored, lumped in with other things, and/or assumed to ‘match up’ with ‘the rest’ of the found history. Specifically this is an examination of the T in LGBT. Though it is entirely fixated on FtM without even a hint that MtF exists – unlike L and G, which at least get a mention here and there – both in terms of similarities and differences inherent in what has been found by researchers. B? I? A? Not even mentioned.

The general idea of LGBT history research, or, I should say, the general narrative that has been found through research, is that ‘queer people’ are allowed to ‘blossom’, to really become themselves when they go the cities and join LGBT communities. With some exceptions here and there, like research that has been done about the American Western Frontier, the ‘best’ places for gay and lesbian individuals would be found within cities. It’s the ‘rural’ vs. ‘urban’ mythos. And an assumption was made that this would hold true for all LGBT peoples.

The author of this nonfiction book, though, has found that transgender history, at least as it relates to FtM (or female to male), is different than expected. Research has found that there has been a large number of, as the author puts it, ‘Trans Men’ who had found rich rewarding lives ‘being themselves’ in rural communities. There are certain reasons for that, which the author elaborates upon in the book. Though it is stressed… right.

Through mention of other histories and research done on the era (1870-1930), plus extensive research among many newspapers, the author presents her findings through, as noted, mention of other research, plus case studies. Mostly those found through newspaper articles from the era in question, plus a few sexology … case studies (I shouldn’t have used case studies before since it actually is ‘case studies’ there for the sexology thingie).

There are five chapters and many Trans Men are identified, described, and examined. Two things are immediately of importance – regardless of how the individuals identify themselves, the author focuses more on the Trans Men than anyone else they might be cohabitating with (though mention of girlfriends, wives, etc. occurs; including any husbands the Trans Men might have had along the way). Oh, and the second thing of immediate importance, there is an assumption being made, whether I’m reading into things or not I’m not sure, but an assumption made by the author that if a woman dresses up like a man, is found out and reported on in the news, then regardless of their own words, they are trans men (instead of, say, women who found that it was easier to find work and continue working while dressed men and putting themselves out there as men). Many of the same news articles I saw that had the trans men saying things like ‘I dressed like a man for work, but I plan to never again wear men clothing’ had later news reports about the same trans men who, oddly enough despite their own words, found themselves again ‘found out’ wearing men’s clothing. So there is evidence that what their own words say, they mean something else to themselves (especially since so many of them find it easier to present themselves in certain ways in the press to help with public opinion and/or court cases).
Right, so. Five chapters. And both a long extensive introduction, and a long extensive notes section (the book itself ends, the part before the end notes I mean, at about 70% into the ARC kindle file). Except for a chapter on marriage and what it meant over time; the chapters follow a progression, starting with chapter one set in the earliest years in the 1870s/1880s. And traveling through time up to chapter 4 and the 1920s/1930s. With chapter five concentrating on, as noted, the concept of marriage throughout the years.

There were many interesting tidbits of information gained along the way. One of which is that many of these stories would make good books. Which, in its own way, is quite important – as the impression given is that two women just couldn’t have any kind of relationship with each other ‘before’ a certain date. Just couldn’t be done. They’d be shunned by society. Then I read this book and I see couples that had 10, 20, 30 year marriages (and yes, some of these were legally sanctioned marriages – granted, one of the people in the marriage was dressed as a man and proclaiming themselves to be a man, and the other was dressed and acting like a woman when they got married). Opened my eyes, that did. Then there were more eye-opening moments.

Eye opening moments: it appears, from the extensive research conducted by the author of the book, rural communities were actually a lot more accepting of same sex unions involving two women. There’s many a story wherein the ‘true sex’ of the ‘female husband’ was found out and the local community responded positively towards the couple. True sex – that’s one of the things newspapers just loved to do: 1) act shocked and horrified when it is found out that the husband’s ‘true sex’ was actually that of a ‘biological woman’ (with wording that indicated that this was like the first time this has ever happened or been seen; then a similar story would pop up the next day with no links being made to the prior days story, odd, eh?); 2) call the husband in the relationship that involved a trans man a ‘female husband’ – sometimes positively, sometimes negatively.

But I was talking about rural communities. It seems, after research, that many rural communities were actually quite accepting of two women living together in a marriage like setting as long as: 1) one took on the role of husband; 2) the husband was hard working and a positive benefit to the community; 3) white (or, at least, ‘white enough’ depending). And no, they didn’t then pretend that it was man and woman; many a story had comments that indicated that yes they knew that that dude walking around in pants and who had a wife was 'in fact' a woman in men's clothing, they just didn’t care because both were fine upstanding members of the community. And stuff. And this was repeated all over the country. Fine upstanding member of the community? Fine, be woman-woman household (as long as one dresses and acts like a man); not upstanding member of community? Depends, but unlikely to be accepted. Likely to end up being punished and/or put in an insane asylum (as happened to one woman, though there is an indication that that specific woman did have some mental issues).

I mentioned white – well, there were ways to get around that. Like one trans man whose father was an ambassador to the US from Mexico and had fought in a war against the US as a general – that specific individual used certain names that pushed away connections to Mexico; played up connections that make them appear ‘better’ (like, in some news accounts, play up the fact that they come from a long line of proud military – without including which country those family members fought for). Or another trans man who lived in Milwaukee – which, apparently, had an interesting diverse mix going on at the turn of the 20th century. That specific individual in that Milwaukee case played up being from South America (which was a lie, but meh) to both to separate themselves from the black community, and to explain their darker skin – and then later, when being from South America turned into a liability, they next turned to playing up Native connections (as in native American), as that’s still better than being thought of as being a member of the black community. Basically there’s a presumption of innocence if you are white, and a presumption of guilt if you aren’t white, and just who is considered white fluctuate (like when WWI rolled around and that same one above with the Mexican General in their background suddenly got taken as a German spy despite never claiming anything to do with Germany; it’s just that any and all Germans were now suspect; course heaven forbid if you happened to be Asian, just . . . don’t be).

Well, the book will not actually get published for another month, so I’ll think about other things I might add. I might not have anything else so I’ll leave things as: this was a very interesting, informative

I suppose I could add: 1) marriage before a certain date was a more local matter. It’s the kind of thing that if you moved into the area, said you were husband and wife, lived as husband and wife, the local community weren’t going to demand proof, they’d just accept it (unless there’s some reason not to, like if someone else turns up saying they are ‘that’ person’s husband, or wife); 2) then, due to various reasons – fear of immigrants, etc., regulations regarding Marriage became more of an issue and lots of people got involved, including eugenics people who wanted to control who could marry, when, how, etc. etc. (they also wanted to sterilize certain people, but that’s somewhat linked, but separate), so it became more than just two people moving in and saying ‘we are married’; 3) so the question comes up, why did so many trans men put their lives at risk (legal lives not physical lives) by going through with a sanctioned marriage, a regulated marriage? Because, even with the laws in place (like blood tests and the like that started going onto the state legal statutes), if they can get a legally recognized marriage certificate, then they are doing one of the few things they can do to ‘prove’ that they are a man – at the time there were no hormone treatment, body transition surgery, or the like – proclaiming yourself a man on a legally recognized document and having it be accepted . . . well, that’s huge.

Let me look at my extensive notes before I actually depart this review box. Well Microsoft word but whatever.

1) Newspapers fluctuated on coverage (both between local and national, and between how the story got told). Depending on the people involved, whiteness, community benefit, etc., they either held the trans man up as someone attempting to ‘do right’, to be a productive member of society in the only way they know how, even if that means putting on men’s clothing and getting a job they would otherwise not be able to be employed to do; or they held the person up as a dangerous deviant.
2) Somewhere around 1883, sexologists started releasing studies which were known, but not necessarily accepted by local communities – but just by being known they might have had an impact, these ideas that they stressed being of a binary mindset, and their ideas of a ‘natural woman’ consisted of: a natural woman is one who is a) asexual (isn’t actually interested in sex); b) ‘naturally’ matched up with a man. And all who do not follow this ideal are deviant perverts. And that would include women who like sex with men. Not just women who like sex with women, or women who believe that they are actually men.

Rating: 4.55

Publication Date: September 19 2017

August 15 2017

Friday, August 18, 2017

Sincerely Daniella by Eija Jimenez

Sincerely Daniella (Letters to War, #2)Sincerely Daniella by Eija Jimenez

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


This is a 'funny' place I find myself in now. At about 36% into the story I made the brilliant and detailed observation in my status updates that "this series turned to crap." I know exactly what made me make that observation but it's one of those things that's so spoiler-y to mention that I don't even want to put it under spoiler tags ((view spoiler)). Of course, once I saw what happened, I immediately looked at the book description - if you haven't yet, don't look (stupid book descriptions including spoilers, mmphs). If you have, then you already know the issue. I, of course, didn't look at the book description before reading.

Right, sorry, that wasn't the funny place. No, it's that I had that thought 36% into the book and . . . seriously want, need, desire to break my own rules and put this book on my six star book shelf (which is supposed to only contain those books that I've both reread and feel are the best of the best). Seriously, I do wish to do that.

I'm not really sure what I can say without being spoiling things. Sure the book description spoils things, but I'm not the book description.

Despite the way the book opens, it continues close to where the previous book ended ((view spoiler)). Taylor's back among her fellow military unit in Iraq.

Sergeant Briggs has taken over for Sergeant Rick. And Briggs puts up a massive air of hating Taylor. Initially because she is a woman, eventually there's an air of terror created by how Briggs might, might know that Taylor is a lesbian.

Meanwhile Daniella is raising her adopted daughter (Jackie), while working through the procedures to become a foster mother.

Then the thing at 36% occurred and I can't actually continue saying what did or didn't happen.

One 'issue' that I had - I kept reminding myself, and feeling the need to remind myself, that the author is Canadian. Gave me certain breathing room in regards to certain issues that would pop up that I found . . . . odd, but I'd just let slip past (1: Sergeant Briggs is described as being from a long line of Generals and he really desires to become one himself eventually (but . . . but, he's a Sergeant! (there are such things as Mustangs - promoted to Officer side from enlisted side - not that such individuals have much luck raising all the way to General) - he's described as being old-ish (as in, even if he suddenly found himself doing that 'Mustang' thing, he doesn't have enough time to move up to General; 2: a fellow member of Taylor's team joins them in Iraq - he is described has having some family similarities to Briggs (as in long tradition of military service) which leads to - he's a recent graduate of West Point (which is where Briggs would expected to have gone instead of enlisting, especially with the help of the Generals background) . . . and . . . enlisted? West Point graduates officers not enlisted personnel; 3: the third one I can't mention because spoiler - ((view spoiler)))). But it has been a while since I paid attention, so the Military might have radically changed since I last looked.

Onwards. I have forgotten how I worded it in my review for the prior book. Ah. 'This is a great book all the way around, and I kept having to wipe at my eyes while reading.' This issue continued with this book here.

Loved the book, despite some things I saw along the way, and some words I might have expressed. Great book.

Rating: 5+++

August 17 2017



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Thursday, August 17, 2017

Dear Taylor by Eija Jimenez

Dear Taylor (Letters to War, #1)Dear Taylor by Eija Jimenez

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


This is the first book that I’ve read by this author. I do not specifically recall what road I went down to see it the first time, but something about it made me want to read it immediately upon first viewing. Not sure how long ago that was. For reasons I don’t recall I couldn’t immediately read it right then and there.

And the reasons, vague though they were (and are still somewhat), that lead me to believe that I would enjoy this book turned out to be true. This is a great book all the way around, and I kept having to wipe at my eyes while reading.

The story is told through two point of views – and from their point of views and from their letters. Daniella Melo is a teacher at a school in Rhode Island. At the start of a semester, Daniella hands out information about soldiers fighting overseas. She has an assignment for her huge class of 120 students – write to them. That specific part isn’t as important, since it rarely came up again (the students writing part), but it’s important because someone dropped her class that morning (one of the reasons I’m confused as to which level Daniella teaches at, I thought it was a high school, but the mention of people jumping around, joining and dropping classes to find their best ‘fit’ sounds more like the beginning of a college semester) and Daniella has one extra information sheet left over. Either one soldier isn’t going to get anyone to write to them, or Daniella will take on the task. Before she can think about it, another woman appears and squealing is heard (I’m not actually sure if squealing actually occurs, I forget now, it just seemed fitting). That’d be Tasha (friend who is originally from Britain – ‘the Brit’ is used a lot) and Jackie (Daniella’s adopted daughter).

Eventually, though, Daniella takes on the task of writing a letter and sends it off. Whereupon the story shifts and now we, the reader, are with Taylor, the black woman (yes, that is one of the odd slightly off putting aspects of the story, the author felt the need to constantly say things like that – ‘the black woman glanced over . . . . the black woman stretched . . .’). Taylor’s bouncing around driving a military vehicle and doing stuff. Delivering stuff. Dodging bullets. Eventually she gets back to base and while standing near her bunk, her sergeant pops up and thrusts an envelope at her. She’s confused as no one ever writes her (the only one who might is the one who gave her the letter, Rick, a foster brother – hmm, I was going to get to that but – Taylor was ‘in the system’ and then aged out, she was put into the system at a young age). She somewhat fears the letter but eventually opens it up. And finds a short message from Daniella. And, when she turns the letter over, also a drawing from a 2 year old girl – Jackie. Taylor is quite touched by this, unexpectedly to her, and quickly jots off a reply and sends it off. I’d say ‘and then they communicated back and forth …’ but that didn’t happen. Both wanted that to happen but . . . well, let’s just say ‘complications occurred’, and once complications were overcome they did get to that ‘they sent off letters to each other . . . for about two years, before they meet for the first time in the flesh.’

And they do meet in the flesh. Taylor has a month leave and is staying with Rick in Boston (who is living there now because he’s now out of the military (I’m being vague as . . . how much should I say?)), but Rick knows about Taylor’s letter writing and basically kicks her out . . . gently, to go visit Daniella and Jackie in Rhode Island. Somewhat complicated, though, since this . . . crap, I really should have written this differently.

Meet Taylor – she’s 20 and has been in the military for a short while. When she was 18 she aged out of the foster system and moved to New York. She got a job at a coffee shop and was there when she watched the events unfold at the Twin Towers. She was just close enough to see it up close and personal, just far enough away to be out of the danger zone. She wanted to rush in and help, but only professionals were being allowed in. She continued serving coffee – to survivors, and then to rescue personal. Eventually she leaves and joins the army. Gets posted to Afghanistan. Whereupon, somewhat shortly after arrival, Taylor receives a letter from a woman from Rhode Island. Over time, roughly (maybe exactly) two years, Taylor works in Afghanistan and then in Iraq while receiving and sending letters to Daniella.

Since, and we are back to where I left off, since it’s the beginning of the first decade of the 21st century, and since communication between civilians and military personal in a war zone is hard even now, and so . . gah, is this where I was leading up to? Mmphs. Right, so, because of all of that, Taylor doesn’t have any real method of contacting Daniella now that she’s in the USA. She doesn’t have a cell phone, and doesn’t have Daniella’s number even if she did have one. She does have an address but . . . she wants to warn Daniella before just dropping by. And that’s where Rick kicks her out of his place, telling her to just go there.

It was quite a touching scene when Taylor sat in Rick’s car in Daniella’s driveway. Nervous. Then walking up to the house. And having a somewhat messy (from cooking) looking woman answer her knock and wonder who she is – only to learn that it’s the woman she’d been writing letters with. And then Jackie and Taylor were introduced to each other – --..

As noted, it was a month leave that Taylor had. And after that month’s leave was up, Taylor returned to the war. And the letters continued. Both living their lives, now separately, though feeling a connection. Until they meet again, when Taylor received leave. And this continued throughout the rest of the book.

One of the points to stress is that both women learned about the other first through the written word before either meet. They developed a connection before, really, either even know what the other looked like. Though I’ve not actually said anything that isn’t in the book’s description.

Characters: Taylor Phillips, military woman, starts off at the age of 20 when the book opens. Her ‘battle buddy’ is a fella named ‘Christian’, and her foster brother, Rick, just so happened to be her sergeant – neither realizing this would occur when Taylor turned up in Afghanistan.

Daniella Melo – history teacher, mother of Jackie, hints to her age are given, but if it was outright stated I didn’t see it. Her friends include Tasha and . . . well, she’s friendly with co-workers at her school, but she’s closed herself off to a large extent after an event occurred when she was 18.

Setting: Taylor pops around, but is mostly in Afghanistan and Iraq when she’s ‘over there’, then I believe it’s Missouri she’s based at for a brief moment or 8; while Daniella sticks to a small town in Rhode Island.

Time: early to mid-first decade of the 21st century. As in, 2001 to . . . hmms, I don’t actually recall how far we got, but not past 2005 (if we even got up to 2005).

ETA: Oh right. There's something like a cliff-hanger ending (and based on other reviews I've now read, the ending here is different than the ending that was in the fanfiction version (see comment where I noted fanfiction stuff below)). I didn't 'care' because I read this after the second book had already been released. And I already had access to it. And stuff. So . . . yes, there's a cliff-hanger ending.

Rating: 5+

August 17 2017



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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

The Plus One by Natasha West

The Plus OneThe Plus One by Natasha West

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


This is the first book that I’ve read by this author. I’ve had books by them on my maybe pile for a while now, not sure how long. Both because the books looked somewhat interesting, but more importantly (and I think the reason I first noticed them), they were available through the Kindle Unlimited program.

This book is one of those relationship of convenience type books. The main character (though the POV shifts around), Charlie, has a sister who will be having a wedding shortly. After proudly, and loudly, informing her family at a brunch about her latest girlfriend, who definitely ‘is the one’, Charlie leaves the brunch to spot that her 2 month girlfriend had contacted her. She contacts Lucy and finds out that Charlie’s been dumped. And this is after very loudly proclaiming that she did not in fact jump in and out of relationships quickly, and that Lucy would definitely be coming to Maddie’s wedding (the sister).

So, Charlie’s kind of stuck. What to do? What to do? Days away from the wedding (or was it a week?), Charlie has run out of ideas and is just about to inform Maddie about how Lucy won’t, in fact, be attending the wedding. But is stopped when Maddie moves rapidly from happy lovey-dovey to boiling inferno of rage when she’s informed that one of her bridesmaid’s, Jane, has to sadly announce that her boyfriend won’t actually be attending the wedding. Charlie promptly stops herself from informing the Bride-Zilla about her own lack of a plus one.

Sooo. Charlie spends the night searching the internet for an answer. Coming across several thinly veiled prostitute/escort services when she starts googling things like ‘renting a date’. Then she sees an ad for ‘Rent a Date’. She fills out a form and, after much work (including an in person visit to an office), Charlie has arranged for a lovely gorgeous olive skinned woman named Yasmin to attend the wedding as her plus one. Going under the name Lucy, of course. Oh, I should mention, the Rent a Date place is in fact not a thinly veiled escort service (well, in the sense that escort services say that . . right, let’s not argue this here) – but struggling actors willing to act out parts, in person. Without sex being involved (somewhere in the book there’s a mention that there is a pre-arrangement about where hands can be placed, and where kisses might be allowed, and when, etc.).

Charlie feels a certain amount of relief to find such a good stand-in and looks forward to the wedding . . . or at least is less stressed about it. Right before the wedding, though, Charlie gets a call from the agency informing her that Yasmin won’t actually be able to attend. Medical emergency. But another woman will be there at the church. Charlie is now nervous again but will try to struggle through this very trying time of being forced to go to her sister’s wedding while pretending to have a date.

Pretend date and Charlie meet. And . . . oopsie, it’s Amy Sinclair. Teenage love interest from afar (at least at school - they went to the same school and stuff). Amy had, eleven years ago, ripped Charlie’s heart into tiny pieces (don't worry, dear reader, you'll be able to experience their tragic love affair in person, so to speak, in flashback form; including how she could 'rip it into tiny pieces' from 'afar' - I'm trying to not be spoiler-y here, you know). Both are shocked to see the other standing there. Charlie becomes enraged when Amy acts as if she doesn’t know who Charlie is (as in, that they’d meet before). Before fisticuffs could erupt (not that there was actual danger of that), Charlie and ‘Lucy’ are dragged into the church so the wedding could actually occur and stuff.

Amy acts professional. Charlie acts like Charlie. And I, the reader, come to the conclusion that I’d not want anything to do with either Amy or Charlie (as a love interest or as a friend), but that they seem decent enough people, really, just . . . hmms. Really really young.

Interesting and enjoyable ‘free’ read (at some point, if you read enough Kindle Unlimited books in a month, the costs go down and down per book read until it’s like pennies per book . . . or something, still not actually free but whatever).

Sex: I don’t actually remember. No?

Humor: good bits of humor.

ETA:
Boobs: I forgot that I wanted to make a separate little note about boobs. For reasons. Heh, it amuses me that it took seeing a 'this is how men write women in romances' for me to remember to write this particular note.

Amy, the pretend Lucy, has - it would appear, to have very massive breasts. I mention only because the bloody fact was mentioned about 800,000 times. Not actual quote: 'I may have huge breasts, and have blonde hair, but my father wanted me to also have a brain, so he made sure I studied' *I'm sure you had huge breasts at the time he first indicated his desire for you to be smart* (actual quote went more like: "Amy was also a natural blonde with a fantastic set of breasts. -- But Amy's father, who was not about to let his daughter turn into some vapid fool, had made sure that his daughter knew that she needed to be good at everything to have half a shot at a superlative life." ('breast' actually only comes up 6 times as a word, 'boob' once. oh dang. I was going to mention how at least 'tits' wasn't used, but it was. Well, it's hard to get an accurate count as I'd need to try every word to see if it is used and how often. ("'Oh, you mean that I'm the blonde girl with the big tits that goes to every party?' Amy said, a little defensively."))

Both Amy and Charlie really spend a lot more time focused on thinking about Amy's breasts than I think I've seen in fiction before. So much time that I wouldn't have been too surprised if they suddenly had a POV of their own. I mean . . . shesh.

Rating: 3.75

August 16 2017



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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Juneau to Kenai by Debra Dunbar

Juneau to Kenai (Northern Wolves, #1)Juneau to Kenai by Debra Dunbar

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


Brent and Kennedy continue their story from the novel 'Northern Lights' in this spin-off short story.

Kennedy continues with her interrupted vacation, hiking an area of Alaska. Brent returns to brooding about being lonely and wishing he could actually do something with Kennedy but she's super important surgeon person based in Seattle, and he's super important alpha werewolf person based in Juneau so they have no future.

Kennedy hikes with a guide, she didn't realize that she'd be the only one in the tour group/party/being lead. Guide freaks out, mildly, when Kennedy pulls her leg off after one of the hikes (she has a fake leg).

Brent gets his shit together, so to speak, and 'goes after' Kennedy.

Meanwhile, and I'm not sure if the romance is supposed to be the main story, or the mystery/thrill thingie, someone is hunting and killing 'things' in Alaska. Brent is warned, but Kennedy went out without that knowledge.

Then Kennedy and her guide get hunted. Kennedy shows she's a lot more than a surgeon - lots tougher than she might look.

The mystery part of the story was . . . okay? While the romance . . . it should have been 'fixed up' in the prior book. There was no real reason to extend things like this.

I do not really recommend this spin-off series (though I did love the book Northern Lights). As this spin off story was kind of vaguely boring, and the story after it ended up being paused/possibly DNF'd before finishing.

Rating: 3.50 (okay, it wasn't actually boring, I just had two paused/dnf'd Dunbar stories before and after this story here and so I'm kind of down on it)

August 15 2017



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Fire and Flame by D. Night

Fire and FlameFire and Flame by D. Night

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


To a certain extent I rated this as highly as I did for two simple reasons - vague fondness for some stories I read by the author and the part where there really aren't that many female dominants and submissive stories around. On the other hand . . . the mistress continued to talk like a robot (if this is the same two from prior stories, which I kind of assume) and the theme of the story, pleasure from giving and/or receiving pain, really isn't my thing.

On the positive side: 'mistress' isn't shown as a complete and utter dick (like so many 'alpha males' seem to be shown. Though, I'm sure, that's subjective.

Right so, story - 'mistress' ties 'submissive' pet to a bed. Alternates teasing and beating with flogger/whip. Submissive orgasms loudly. Mistress praises and cuddles with submissive. The end. (from the point of view of the submissive).

Rating: 2.75

August 15 2017



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Taken In by Erica Abbott

Taken InTaken In by Erica Abbott

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


On one level I don't really understand CJ. She's a strong woman . . . and yet she 1) in a prior book went off and hid for six months instead of confronting problems and/or telling her partner Alex . . . anything (but hey, okay, whatever, we all have issues and stuff); 2) curls into a ball and whimpers whenever the idea of her mother appears into her head (or, you know, into her apartment).

These thoughts, and more, are what filled my head when this book opens. CJ's mom suddenly appears after, what was it 14 years?, demanding, being a bitch, demanding, and CJ kind of cowers. But once we got past that (and me making a status update about angst and stuff), things actually got more interesting (and CJ grew a backbone).

The mystery of the murdered ex-wife of CJ's brother (the reason the mother turned up was to demand that CJ return to Savannah and 'save' her brother), was quite interesting and good. I'd hate to be related to that brother, but there were some redeeming moments here or there. The villain of the piece was found and wasn't . . . either 'stupid' (as in, 'what, them?') nor ... something I picked up on immediately. Despite some heavy clues laid out.

I liked the relationship that was shown between Alex and CJ, despite the fact that they were separated by a long distance. Alex's little subplots weren't exactly thrilling, but passed the time well enough.

I should probably make some mention of phone sex. Nah.

Rating: 4.30

August 15 2017



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Monday, August 14, 2017

Rogue by Debra Dunbar

Rogue (Northern Wolves, #2)Rogue by Debra Dunbar




This is the second Dunbar story I'll be pausing (maybe permanently pausing). Not in a row, there was a short story in between.

What's the problem this time? Well, the story is verging on ‘creepy but hot’ territory, but it’s more the weird and inconsistent personality given for the lead character (this being a solo POV effort (at least up to this point in the book). That POV being a female werewolf named Sabrina (and called by Karl, the werebear, as Brina) who is second in command in the same werewolf pack Brent is the alpha of and that Aria hangs out with.

Sabrina is described in a way I’ve seen a werewolf described before – in the Mercy Thompson series. But maybe I’m being unfair to the werewolf in both series. Both are kind of prissy, the kind who prefers applying make-up immediately after shifting back into human, and gets nauseated at the sight of raw food. Keep that in mind, by the way, nauseated reactions.

Let’s move past that – it isn’t a reason that I dislike the werewolf, after all, so let’s move on.

Sabrina, like Brent before her (as in like how Brent was described in the prior story and book in this series, with Northern Lights being that prior book), Sabrina hasn’t exactly had much luck with finding a mate. In her case there’s a problem of dominance. She’s just too dominant to find a mate – the submissive are too submissive, as in she doesn’t want a submissive mate, and the dominants don’t want anything to do with her because she’s higher up the pecking order – and there’s a distance issue for non-pack wolves. (This isn’t the only part where I felt I was in a BDSM book, referring her to all this talk about dominants and submissives).

So she’s horny when she spots a hot guy walk out of the woods. But she’s confused. Because it’s a bear (well, he currently is in human form). Bears have been invited before to the annual BBQ but this is the first time someone actually took them up on it. This is both the prologue and Karl is the bear.

Naturally, Sabrina proceed to spend all night humping Karl the bear.

Then 11 months pass and it’s the start of the actual book (as in past prologue part). Apparently a rogue bear has been killing humans and Sabrina has been tasked to deal with it. A bear will assist her (there’s a back and forth about how bears would normally handle it, but no bears available . . . so Sabrina will handle the issue . . . and will be assisted by a bear . . . a kind of wtf moment early in the book).

Sabrina and Karl then go hunt the rogue.

Sounds interesting, right? Some might find it more interesting, some, like me, might find it less interesting that the entire hunt finds Sabrina alternating with disgust and drooling over Karl, while Karl, in turn, walks everywhere naked with a very large erection. Constantly.

But let’s turn to that disgust as it is one of the reasons I have to pause this book.

Karl, being a thoughtful bear ‘courting’ a wolf, drops a fish out of his mouth (while he is a bear) in front of Sabrina. Sabrina is a wolf at the time. Sabrina acts like that kid in ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ in reacting with disgust, but tentatively takes a few bites to appease the bear (or in the case of the film, the human kid bites the fish the dragon gave them). Do you recall the part where I mentioned that Sabrina is a wolf? Yeah, well, apparently this wolf just hates raw fish and raw food. How . . . confusing. Biting a few bites physically nauseated Sabrina.

Before and after this Sabrina had some observations about Karl that are worded in the same way as Karl presenting her with the fish. Thinking to herself certain thoughts about Karl. Like how there’s these gold flecks in his eyes which show how there’s this darkness behind him. How . . . this that and the other. Just stuff conveyed with disgust and waves of nausea. These thoughts presented in paragraphs and in almost every case the paragraphs would suddenly switch track and close with something like ‘these thoughts oddly turn me on; I’m becoming aroused by his darkness and roughness’.

There’s a way to convey the idea I believe the author is going for, but the author chose an odd way to go about it. She presented a bunch of negatives then suddenly remembered, oops, Sabrina is supposed to be becoming horny about all this, let’s tack on a sentence to show she’s getting aroused. But without modifying any of the prior word choices or sentences. Leaving the reader with the impression that Sabrina is both nauseated and aroused, and possibly aroused by things that disgust her.

I didn’t actually stop there – after the 20th such description, I mean. No, I actually stopped much later when Sabrina is trying to impress upon a human law enforcer that ‘bad stuff is happening’ while the law enforcer is just all like ‘nooo humans good, shifters bad, and there’s no law against selling bullets’. Basically, what I’m saying is that the story is filled with waves of disgusted arousal, sexualized creatures (Karl literally mentions that he’d do Sabrina in her wolf form), and the non-disgusting parts are . . . both frustrating and boring me. What exactly am I supposed to read? I don’t like Karl, I don’t like Sabrina (and everything is from Sabrina’s point of view), and the story-line, while not ‘crap’, is ‘super boring’.

So I’m, unfortunately, pausing yet another Dunbar story. Possibly forever paused.

Rating: --

August 14 2017




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Harley Quinn: Joker Loves Harley by Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner

Harley Quinn, Volume 2: Joker Loves HarleyHarley Quinn, Volume 2: Joker Loves Harley by Jimmy Palmiotti

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


Wow this was bad. Horrible. Garbage.

Prior volume in this series had three stories. Two of which seemed relatively competent, third was a little off but okay-ish. This volume? Stretching things, you could . . . say there are about three story lines. Maybe. Maybe more? Is kind of a mess.

There's:
1) talked about for a long time before now, Ivy and Harley finally go off on their vacation and . . . it's over like immediately after they arrive. Um . . yay? lame.
2) Harley and Red Tool attack a squid under Harley's building. lame.
3) Harley goes roller derby-fighting, and, like normal, someone dies when she does that.
4) A joker like person, possibly the joker, pops up. Red Tool beats him and stuff. Harley beats on him. etc. etc. kinda lame story.
5) Christmas story - Harley is really into Santa. Goes to mall. Santa missing. Harley beats up an elf. Then tries to save Santa. etc. etc. Kinda lame story.

This specific volume actually puts that other guy first, not Connor, but Palmoitti or however you spell his name. Maybe that's why this volume seemed like it was just a big long excuse to have lots and lots of barely covered women - the T&A Harley Quinn show . . . or something.

Rating: lame. Wait, sorry. 1.5

August 14 2017



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Sunday, August 13, 2017

Harley Quinn: Die Laughing by Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti

Harley Quinn, Volume 1: Die LaughingHarley Quinn, Volume 1: Die Laughing by Amanda Conner

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


This collection contains three story arcs, and, as probably should be expected for a book that involves, as the main character, Harley Quinn - there is a huge dose of wacky throughout.

First story arc - an alien kid lands on earth. Figures he would blend in as a cow (they are shape-shifting kind of aliens), gets killed and made into hot-dogs. The tainted hot-dogs end up at Coney Island and are eaten. The eaters turn into zombies.

Second Story arc - Harley and one of her gang head to India to 'get revenge' on a evil scamming call center that scams people with things like calling them and saying the IRS is about to sue them and stuff.

Third story arc - Harley goes under cover as a punk rocker and forms a punk band. Special appearance by: Penguin (and special flashback that includes the Joker).

Except for that India story, a competent set of stories. Enjoyable.

Rating: 3.73

August 13 2017





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Saturday, August 12, 2017

Dead Rising by Debra Dunbar

Dead Rising (The Templar, #1)Dead Rising by Debra Dunbar




Well, one benefit from finding myself in this position is the part where I can explain a new-ish shelf. 'Creepy is okay because hot'. It may or may not correspond to what you, the reader of this review, think it might mean. Let's modify your expectations by noting that it is a shelf I, up to this moment, used on books I didn't want to read, and now use on this book that I do not want to continue.

The shelf is intended to be genderless, in that the creep could be any gender, and the 'other party' could be any gender. I've, as of yet, never used the shelf for anything other than creepy men, though.

The shelf is for something I've found pop up in romance books. Mostly heterosexual, and a lot of them seem to be new adult romance novels. And that's where the female lead character gets abused, beaten, shouted at, fucked up by, a man. And she takes it. And takes it. And . . . because she finds the guy to be hot. So . . . creepy is okay because hot. It's kind of the James Deen vs Ron Jeremy issue.

vs.

Deen made a fortune and a career in porn. Many of his roles involved him savagely beating woman. Women still seemed to drool over him, though, at least that was the impression given on the internet. Because . . . I'd no idea really until I started seeing this 'creepy but hot' thing going on in romance books. Ron Jeremy also made a fortune in porn. I have two understandings on the issue: 1) he, apparently, had an enormous penis; 2) women made ew gross sounds when they saw him.

So, imagine, if you will, James Deen in the role of Dario (the creepy hot guy in this book), and then picture Ron Jeremy in the role. I was going to cut and paste a scene from the book, but I'll just state it - in the book Deen/Jeremy is driving the lead female character, Aria, home (or back to her car, not sure which), when he gets a call. He stops in a very bad part of town, turns to her and tells her that he needs to take care of something and for her to get out. They fight, I mean physically, he removes the seatbelt from her body, opens the door, and thrusts her out of the SUV. She falls a long way down to the ground and lands on her butt. She's now injured. In a very bad neighborhood. He slams the door closed and roars off. People on the corner stare at her. And, before she is able to get back to her place, she ends up having to fight a very smelly guy who chases her and stuff.

That's not where I stopped reading. There are assholes in many books. Not a reason to stop reading. No. It's later. Before these events had occurred, Aria and Dario had set up a date for the next night. That night Aria is doing research when Dario turned up.

he looked like a sexy prime-time lawyer in a charcoal-gray suit with the jacket tossed over his shoulder. I stared at him over the back of my couch, stunned into silence both by his incredibly hot appearance and his nifty door opening trick. Was that a vampire thing?
...
I opened my mouth to invite him in, then snapped it shut once I remembered him ditching me in a bad section of Baltimore to walk home.
[she uses magic to slam the door closed in Dario's face. Dario uses his own type of Vampire magic to fling the door open, repeat many times until she finally invites him in when Dario just won't take no]
...
He smiled. It was one of those slow, panty-melting smiles, like the ones I’d seen him give his victims in pubs and clubs. I’m ashamed to admit it kinda worked on me, too. Everything south of my waistband tingled and my brain stuttered.
[she's now drooling and 'melting' for the hot creep but still tries to restrain herself]
“You dumped me miles from both my apartment and my car with drug deals going on less than twenty feet away, and a hooker getting beaten up in an alley a few blocks down. You’ve got some nerve showing up here tonight and thinking I’m going to go anywhere with you, let alone dinner.”

[whereupon Dario says something like 'you look hungry', her stomach growled, and . . . she . . . agrees to go with him on a date.



The 'being a creep is okay, you can get away with it, if you look like James Deen, not like Ron Jeremy' phenomenon.

And so I'm done. I just can't handle this situation. I'm pausing instead of DNF'ing, but I might never come back. Or I will. Not sure yet. I have, mostly, liked everything else by this author.


Rating: --

August 12 2017



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Friday, August 11, 2017

The Dracula Caper by Simon Hawke

The Dracula Caper (Time Wars, #8)The Dracula Caper by Simon Hawke

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


I've been reading this series, Time Wars, since either the late 1980s, or the early 1990s. I know some of the books I was able to buy new when they first appeared, but most were before my start reading the series. It's an important point because the books became very difficult to find very quickly. They seemed to go out of print almost instantly, and second hand copies were hard to come by. So, while this isn't exactly a long series - I think there are just a total of 12 or 13 books in the series, I've never completed it.

When I spotted that the author had started putting the books up on Kindle, I was excited at the opportunity. Both because I could read the books I hadn't before read and, and this goes back to how hard the books were to find the first time - I could read the books in order. Which I hadn't been able to do - reading them as I found them (I had a really messed up idea about what was going on with this series the first time I read it, since I read it quite out of order).

With that said . . . I've now done two things: 1) finally reached and read a book in the series I hadn't read before (there's at least one more I've already read 'way back when'); and 2) read a book out of order. Now that I've gone to put 'series-next', or move the next book in the series onto that series next bookshelf, I see that I've both accidentally skipped a book, and skipped a book I had not previously read before. At least now I have a greater understanding why certain things were confusing to me when I read this book. The people in the book kept referencing things that I didn't recall having occurred. Well . . . obviously I now know that they were referencing things that had happened in the previous book. Both makes it tougher to read that previous book and/or to move on to book 9.

This specific book involved time travelers from, um, something like the 27th century who have been settling their own conflicts by inserting themselves into the past (if there were two sides to a conflict, which isn't always the case but . . if there were two sides to a conflict, 'judges' would have the two sides insert humans into certain events in the past, like the battle at Gettysburg, and then give 'points' to the results; another group of people guarded against the actions that the 'time wars' (and yes, originally time wars, the series name, referred to this specific issue) from disrupting the time line (as in, if someone accidentally shot General Lee and killed him at the battle of Gettysburg, the time adjustors people would have to instantly insert one of their own people to take on the role of General Lee and live out his life as he had originally (two things of note - this type of example was given in this book here, though the reference was to WWII and Eisenhower; none of the books (at least none of the first 8) take place during the American Civil War)).

Most of the books up to a certain point, not sure when, involved those against the concept of 'polluting' the time line with these time wars. They thought it would destabilize things. So they did some of the things eco-terrorists do - actually create destabilizing events to show how dangerous playing in time actually can be. The adjustors did what I noted in the prior paragraph, but, for the most part, readers watched them 'battling' the time-terrorists. Then things morphed - mostly in an 'all the time terrorists, except for a few, have been 'eliminated' so now we need a new villain' kind of thing. Which is when the Time Wars became more of a Timeline wars - turns out that what the Time War people were doing was causing a very large amount of damage in a parallel universe. Naturally they then, in turn, 'struck back' when they could. Leading to both time lines sending troops to the others time lines to try to destabilize them.

Which leads to this book here. It involves one of the last of the ‘Time Terrorists’ fighting the time war people (though no longer for the prior reasons that had been given; I don’t think there’s even a mention that he had previously been a time terrorists in this book), plus one of the parallel time line people. Plus a ton of ….crap, um, I don’t actually remember what they call themselves any longer. Well, the ‘good guys’ doesn’t work for reasons I’ll mention, I hope, long after this. Well, the time fighters from ‘this book’s time line’ are also included, plus people from the actual time that the ‘battle’ is taking place.

When and where does the battle take place? Early 20th century London (with some side trips to elsewhere). The book opens with . . . well, not really sure how the book opens, it’s been almost a year since I started reading this book. Heh. Well, this book includes both a murder mystery, and a time line battle.

The police, with the consulting help of Arthur Conan Doyle, are investigating some deaths that some newspapers and locals are calling the return of Jack the Ripper. And no, it isn’t something as mundane as that. No, since the reader can see what’s actually happening, it isn’t a spoiler to note that what’s happening is that people that look like werewolves and vampires are running around killing people. One of the vampires happens to go by the name of Count Dracula.

Other ‘famous people of note’ that pop up in this book include: H.G. Wells (who I have a vague recollection popped up in at least one prior book), Bram Stroker, and Oscar Wilde (including his male lover who would later get him in trouble, though that specific fella is more famous connected to Wilde in this manner, than in any other way).

Oh, and the guy who works for the other time line is a Dr. Moreau – readers might recall a book by H.G. Wells with that name in the title.

Right, that’s basically the book. People are trying to destabilize the time line by introducing werewolves and vampires into London. Others are trying to stop them. Which is where I get to that ‘good guy’s part. The ‘good guys’ really seem to be more Doyle, Wells, a Chinese Tong master, and Dr. Moreau than the time fighters. Who are largely shown to be kinda . . . on the evil side. Both the time terrorist and the time fighters/adjustors. I mean, the author literally had one of the time fighters say something like, while talking to Wells about how the soldier would have to kill Dr. Moreau on sight, ‘I’m just following orders’. Then later noting that he can’t alter the orders until consulting with his superiors. And these are the good guys? Heh. The series has constantly had me, as a reader, being kinda disgusted by the ‘good guy’ time adjustors. This is the first time I realized that the author might actually intended for me to find them disgusting. Especially with the amount of time is given to having Wells berate the man and his ideas.

The book was interesting and good. The writing had a tendency to go down odd pathways – there were way too many times that the book would shift to a character and suddenly pages after pages would be given over to meaningless crap about them and what they think. The book became much more enjoyable after I realized what was going on, how to spot when those moments were upon me, and how to safely skip over and/or skim past most of the crap parts.

Rating: 3.50

August 11 2017




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Butch Fatale, Dyke Dick - Double D Double Cross by Christa Faust

Butch Fatale, Dyke Dick - Double D Double Cross Butch Fatale, Dyke Dick - Double D Double Cross by Christa Faust

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


This is one of those 'let's switch things up and put a woman in as the private dick/investigator role in a noir like setting' type books (see: Micky Knight).

Roberta 'Butch' Fatale is the 'Dyke Dick' and also the one with the double D breasts (what, is important to the story. *nods*). Throughout the book she investigates 1) a missing woman; 2) death of a missing woman; and encounters 1) mafia (the 'good' and the 'bad' kind in the form of - if they like Butch or not)); 2) escorts; 3) police, and others. And, other than the mafia part, Butch fucks them all. Throughout the book, constantly, while shadowing people, investigating people, and doing private eye stuff. ETA: Wait, crap, no, she doesn't fuck the missing girl, nor does she fuck a dead body. Sorry about that. mmphs.

The closest this book comes to romance is the times when Butch gazes upon certain people and for a split second the reader wonders if Butch and the other woman might actually start to have a relationship - but instead they fuck, and Butch leaves to do something else; unless it's Penny (and one other but would be spoilery so won't mention). Penny being Butch's secretary (every private dick needs one - the kind who keeps things working, organized, etc.). Penny keeps basically throwing herself at Butch (ala Miss Moneypenny in the Bond films), while Butch flirts with her but doesn't kiss her or do other stuff. Wait, maybe they did fuck once. I've a vague recollection of Butch getting Penny to slip out of her clothing so they could 'do it' on Butch's desk. Well, if so, she'd be one of hundreds (or, maybe, 3 or 4) women Butch fucked in the book - and also one of the few she did in fact turn away from a few times Penny offered.

This is one of those over the top kind of books, yet the mystery was good enough, and the sex was both graphic and quite interesting - most of the time. Oh, and unlike the other Faust books I've read, everyone here is a lesbian (even the conservative anti-gay female senator) - while in a prior book, the prior prose book (as in text filled, no pictures), everyone was heterosexual, and the people in the graphic novel were mixed - with background lesbians and the main character either being a heterosexual who occasionally strays, or is a bisexual.

Was fun book. Enjoyable.

Rating: 4.44

August 11 2017



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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Fury's Choice by Brey Willows

I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley and Bold Strokes Books in exchange for an honest review.

I liked the first book in this series so much that when I saw the second book pop up on Goodreads, I immediately added it to my 'to read' shelf. Then when I saw it on Netgalley, I immediately requested. Then immediately started reading when my request was approved. I mention all of this because - at no point did I actually pause to look at the book's description. Oopsie. This book is not, in fact, a continuation of the Selene and Alec story, but instead a new story in the same universe (though both Selene and Alec make appearances, with Selene's appearances more like cameos).

No, this specific book stars one 'Tisera 'Tis' Graves' and one Kera Espinosa. Tis is the sister of Alec and one of the three Greek Furies sisters. She did appear in the first book, but if I recall correctly, more on a cameo like level. Kera did not appear in the first book.

The book opens with a prologue - a woman is being brutally tortured and abused. At that exact moment I realized this book was going to be somewhat different than the first. That woman? Kera.

The book then moves into the main part, several years after the prologue (5?). Tis is experiencing something of a crisis. She's been around for a really long time, and mostly interacted with the bad types of humans - since that's her job. Hunt down the people that need to be punished, and severally punish them. And yet . . . humans keep doing bad, keep needing to be punished. An endless cycle. Tis is getting burned out. And she's seriously contemplating 'retiring'.

Before she can actually thing too hard on the subject, she's given a brand new task, one that Zed (Zeus) believes she'd be perfect for. Herd cats. Right, no, sorry, get Gods to agree to a constitution type thingie for the new world order (see previous book as to what happened and why they suddenly need a 'constitution', no spoilers here!). She reluctantly agrees but immediately tells the Gods to get to a base understanding of what they want then call for her. Meanwhile she's taking a vacation. In France.

I'm purposefully going down this path because it's not exactly 'correct'. Well, it's what happened, but there were a lot more POV changes, and 'stuff' that happened before the vacation could occur. I just wanted things to not be 'spoiled' so . . right, hmms.

Meanwhile, a woman named Kera is bouncing around the world helping those less fortunate. Her first appearance (post prologue) sees her helping women and children flee a bombing in Nigeria. While doing so she happens to catch sight of a monstrous type figure of womanhood who started to attack the bombers right in front of Kera's eyes. It's the same woman Kera's seen before in similar situations. Needing to continue to protect the kids and mothers, Kera continues her fleeing.

After that harrowing adventure in Africa, Kera tells her people to take break. And she takes one herself. In France. Whereupon she stumbles across . . . the same woman she saw in Africa. The two start up a conversation, begin flirting, and, eventually, circle around the idea of 'hooking up'.

The book continues in this fashion - Kera helping people; Tis alternating punishing people, herding Gods (except for Freya, most seem to be Gods instead of Gods and Goddesses), and trying to relax and think about her future. Oh, and Kera and Tis continue their circling of each other.

On the sex front - there's a mixture of some graphic depictions of 'stuff' while at the same time there were a few occasional 'they rolled into bed together . . . the next morning Kera head her head' without sex being described in between.

This was a quite enjoyable and entertaining book. I look forward to more adventures in this world/universe (of which, I assume, there will be - otherwise the epilogue makes no sense). Since there are three Furies, and the first two books involved two of the furies, I assume book three will focus on Meg. Alec's the take charge, serious type. Tis is the depressing type. Meg? Party-girl, happy, bouncy type - the kind who, when she sees a very dangerous person who, if she blinked at the dangerous person wrong, she'd be torn apart and . . . wonder what they'd be as a bed-mate. The few times Meg's shown, she kind of reminds me of Harley Quinn. *shrugs* I'm probably reading too much into that.

Rating: 4.35

Book Publication: September 1 2017 (well, it says the 1st on Goodreads, and the 12th on Netgalley . . . one or the other will be when the book appears)

August 9 2017